Bikini Cuts

Apparently the new rage is having hot chicks in bikinis giving guys haircuts. Note www.bikinicuts.com, the website for Bikini Cuts (out of Utah of all places), which has been referenced hither and yon across the web today.

Meanwhile, a new place just like it is opening down the street from where I work. I haven’t actually seen it yet, but it’s the exact same concept. I’m told it’s called Bikini Snips. Their domain name appears to have been registered but is not yet in use.

I can’t imagine paying a premium for a haircut just to have someone ram her rack in my face while she is servicing me*. Well, maybe if I had an appointment with Desiree**, but extra moolah just to buzz my hair down to a quarter inch? Nah. It’s a three minute job for me. I bet a pro could do it in two.

Two minutes just ain’t enough boobs for the buck.

* Yep. Pun intended. Laugh, monkey.

** What can I say? The wife turned me into a brunette man.