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She Should’ve Used Vibrate

A Romanian woman got caught stealing a cell phone. Her method? She stashed the phone in her vagina (full story here and here). How’d she get caught?

You really only need one guess: they called the cell phone and heard it ringing beneath her skirt. One strip search later, they recovered the cell phone. The rightful owner, of course, wanted nothing to do with it and declared it a total loss to his insurance company.

You would think she would have switched it to vibrate. Or at least turned it off. Genius.

I have to wonder, does it support mp3 ringtones? Might I suggest this one?

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