Oh the HORROR!

A Norwegian woman was recently convicted of rape, the first woman to be convicted of such in the country. Apparently she was arrested after a man woke up following a party and found her giving him a blow job.

It’s like a Monty Python sketch. “First, you must spank me. And then… the oral sex!”

All I can figure is the guy’s married, and this is the only way to cover his ass.

Meanwhile, in other strange sexual news, a French ad campaign apparently believes the best way to prevent the spread of AIDS is to not have sex with arachnids. (Found via Fleshbot.)

Wow. Thanks for the advice. Because, you know, I might have slipped after a few too many drinks at a con or something.