Fun With Felons

Couple fun items with criminals in the news today.

First, an inmate tried to live out a prison chick movie plot when he busted into a cell populated by female inmates. They reportedly “just talked.”

I have a feeling a few jailers are in deep shit. The article explains how he got through: he passed a mop bucket through a vestibule between cells, and stayed with the mop bucket when the remote-controlled door opened and closed. First, you would think at the very least they’d have a camera in place if this vestibule isn’t visible from the door controls. Second, imagine if he wanted to kill an inmate in the next cell, not just attempt to get laid. Lawyers and human rights folks would be crawling out of the woodwork for a piece of that one.

Second, a couple of pinheads nearly blew themselves up while stealing gas. When their car wouldn’t start, they decided to make sure the hose to the fuel tank wasn’t blocked…

…wait for it…

With a lighter.

Whoomph! Car = Fireball. Dumbasses.

And the reason their car wouldn’t start in the first place? They were stealing diesel. Double dumbasses.