Never

Never
Originally uploaded by MikeOliveri.

As in “you’ll never see my house decorated like this.” And this is only half of this guy’s display! As you drive around the corner, you’ll see the other side of his house has more figures and lights.

For one, I don’t have that kind of time.

Two, I doubt I’d be able to afford the electric bill, much less all the crap itself.

Three, I can do without complete strangers driving by my house just to stare at it.