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« Muy Mal: DVR Pt 2 Posted | Main | Better Than Mouse Hunt »

*D-Ding!* “Bring out your dead!” *D-Ding!*

By Mike | January 9, 2006

“We can’t! She’s coming back!”

Uh huh.

Too lazy to follow the link? Lady croaked and her “caretaker” left her in front of the tube in an upstairs room, with the air conditioner on, for two and a half years because the lady claimed she’d be coming back. The cops found her after concerned relatives finally got around to calling them.

Picture the paramedics bringing in the stretcher, and the caretaker stopping them:

“Wait! Don’t touch her! She’s gonna get up… now! Okay… now! Damn. Wait! Maybe riiight… now!“

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