MySpace Must Die

“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.” — Obi Wan Kenobi

Okay, so he wasn’t talking about the MySpace online community, but it applies. While I realize some musicians and writers have had some success leveraging MySpace to promote their work, just about every page I’ve ever visited is an eye-stabbing, stroke-inducing, browser-choking piece of shit.

Just because you can include every color, font face, video, and music clip to ever grace the ‘Net on your page does not mean you should. The next one of you bastards to kill my browser with your crap is going to get kicked in the crotch, even if you are a superhero.