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Ten Most Dangerous Toys Ever

Radar Online has composed an article called “Pray for Coal: The most dangerous toys of all time” and it’s well worth checking out for the sarcastic comments alone.

Tops on the list, of course, is Jarts. I can’t remember if we owned them or one of our friends did, but my brother and I definitely played this game quite a bit, and without injury. Maybe it was the manufacturer’s Darwinian way of weeding out the stupid kids.

I wish they still made the Civil War cannon. I’d go buy one for my kids right now.

As for the disco light which earned runner-up status, our librarian has one at her reference desk. Sweet.

2 Comments on “Ten Most Dangerous Toys Ever”

  1. #1 Nate
    on Dec 15th, 2006 at 8:15 am

    There was really no other place to put Jarts but up top. Good call.

  2. #2 Russ
    on Dec 16th, 2006 at 12:17 am

    “If they happened to land in your skull, well, then you should have moved.”

    That’s great! I needed a giggle tonight.

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