Ninja Robs Grocery Store

No, really.

At first I thought the funniest part of the article was the guy waited in line before demanding money.

Then I got to this bit:

Richfield Police were called. They searched the neighborhood for the suspect but he managed to slip away into the night in the manner of a ninja.

Just what is “the manner of a ninja?” Did he go clambering over rooftops with a grappling hook? Did he throw smoke bombs and disappear? Did he skulk through the shadows? Tiptoe through the tulips?

What?