Father of the Year Candidates

I often wonder if I’m a good father, and I do my best. But these three pinheads make me feel like a superhero:

• Man poisons children so he can try to sue Campbell’s
• Man uses stun-gun on 18-month-old child
• Man knocks out daughter, leaves her to freeze to death to cover it up

Three of the four children in these stories are under 2 and the fourth is 3.

And they say people aren’t animals.