Wrong Vibrations

Tonight I learned The Beach Boys do not in any way, shape or form provide good music to practice karate by.

I often flip through the XM music channels on DirecTV during my workouts, and tonight came to a stop on Top Tracks. The Beach Boys’ “Good Vibrations” was just beginning, and I couldn’t bring myself to start throwing blocks and punches to that beat.

Maybe if I changed the lyrics?

I’m thinkin’ ’bout kickin’ your head in
You’re gonna be eatin’ pavement

Nah. The music’s still too upbeat.

About Mike Oliveri

Mike Oliveri is a writer, martial artist, cigar aficionado, motorcyclist, and family man, but not necessarily in that order. He is currently hard at work on the werewolf noir series The Pack for Evileye Books.

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