Kick Me in the Jimmy


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This is a perfect example of why it’s important to always wear a cup to karate.

After what felt like an eternity of waiting for Bill to take the first shot in our sparring match, I jumped in for a kick. He blocked and followed it up with a kick of his own.

Right to the nuts.

A lot of people didn’t see the hit, but everybody heard the hollow thunk of his foot on my cup. If I hadn’t been wearing it, I probably wouldn’t need to worry about talking to a doctor about a vasectomy anymore.

About Mike Oliveri

Mike Oliveri is a writer, martial artist, cigar aficionado, motorcyclist, and family man, but not necessarily in that order. He is currently hard at work on the werewolf noir series The Pack for Evileye Books.

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