Stupid criminal stories should always include pictures.
I love it. The guy’s stuck in an air shaft for 10 hours, and the best excuse he can come up with is “I was chasing a cat.” And when he gets called on it, he clarifies it, as if the police are the pinheads: “No, sir, it’s a feline cat — a little animal.”
You know, as opposed to the canine cat.
Dumbass.
About Mike Oliveri
Mike Oliveri is a writer, martial artist, cigar aficionado, motorcyclist, and family man, but not necessarily in that order. He is currently hard at work on the werewolf noir series The Pack for Evileye Books.