Shafted (With Pictures)

Stupid criminal stories should always include pictures.

I love it. The guy’s stuck in an air shaft for 10 hours, and the best excuse he can come up with is “I was chasing a cat.” And when he gets called on it, he clarifies it, as if the police are the pinheads: “No, sir, it’s a feline cat — a little animal.”

You know, as opposed to the canine cat.

Dumbass.