Someone Smack Brian Keene for Me

Yes. Brian is one of my best friends. We started on the con circuit together. I was in his wedding. We have collaborated on stories. There’s not much I wouldn’t do for the guy.

But right now I need Coop, Cassi, Tomo, Big Joe, or Jesus to give him a solid smack upside the head.

In another example of “yes, what Brian says on his blog really does have truth to it,” Brian has recounted what happened when he was asked to write a Little Book. What he didn’t mention was he later emailed Coop, Mikey and I to gripe some more.

Here he is, asked to write something for a respected press while some of us can’t sell a sandwich to a starving man, and then he bitches about it. I promised him I’d smack him next time I saw him, then forgot to do so while I was out there.

If someone could take care of that for me, I’d appreciate it.