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Return of Your Modern World

By Mike | April 22, 2008

Only you can prevent penis theft.

Wha…?

It would seem the Congolese think penis theft is a legitimate problem, and it’s led to a number of beatings and lynchings.

It’s like a perverse take on stealing a child’s nose: “I’ve got your dick! Yes I do!”

Sadly, unlike your average four-year-old child, these idiots actually believe it.

Topics: Entertainment, Idiocy |

One Response to “Return of Your Modern World”

  1. Jon Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    Only in the 3rd world…

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