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Yes, I’m Buying GTA IV
By Mike | May 1, 2008
And the protesters and crybabies can kiss my ass.
So it’s the “gravest assault upon children in this country since polio,” is it? Shut up, douche. Some of us are smart enough not to play the game when the kids are around. Some of us actually have the balls to tell our children “no” when they want something. Some of us have the balls to take something away from our children if they somehow manage to get a hold of it themselves. Some of us even have the balls to tell other parents that they’re idiots if they’re unwilling to do any of the above.
Finally, some of us have the ability to separate reality from a video game!
You don’t want to shoot up a city and get lap dances? That’s fine. Obviously this game isn’t for you. Don’t buy it, don’t play it, don’t watch the footage.
The rest of us are going to kill us some hookers.
Topics: Entertainment, Idiocy |
May 1st, 2008 at 5:08 pm
I got mine on Tuesday, critics be damned.
Some days, you just got to bust a cap in folks. . .