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Today’s Emissions

  • Advanced class almost killed me. I definitely need to get some sleep tonight. #
  • @cullenbunn That’s the plan, bro! I’ve already written off working Thursday morning so I can sleep in. #
  • I’m glad this is the last 5:30am rising. This should be illegal or against God’s will or something. #
  • It’s never too early for Black Sabbath. #
  • EUREKA! Just solved a problem that’s been dragging down a project. #
  • @cullenbunn Meetings suck. Put a crash test dummy in a suit in your seat and sneak out the back door. #
  • So not going to be in the mood for Mr. Chickenhead today. #
  • Can I stay awake during today’s sessions? It’s high drama on my Twitter feed today! #
  • “I don’t want to sound stupid, but…” Too late, asshole. Some of these people really don’t belong here. #
  • Just noticed I have a strange pattern of marks on my arm from last night’s Judo lessons. Makes me look like I’ve been shooting heroine. #
  • Tech is always so cooperative for live demos! Time for a bio break. #
  • I feel like time is moving backwards in this seminaq. If I drift off again, I may get eaten by a t-rex. #
  • I’m about to punch a dude in the trachea. Please start a bail collection #
  • @audiofyl It would probably wake everybody up. I may just try it after lunch. :) #
  • I really need a smartphone so I can reply to all your crazy @ replies a lot faster. Frickin’ cell contracts… #
  • Afternoon sessions will be more useful for me. No word on slick Apple gear as prizes, though. #
  • Are you there, God? It’s me, Mike. Please smite Mr. Chickenhead. Thank you! #
  • @TodClark LaVieja sounds like a good choice to me! Let me know what you think. #

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