Today's Emissions

  • Does every trip to the bathroom with the rugrats HAVE to be an adventure? #
  • Crashing in Ohio, home of… nothing particularly interesting. #
  • This La Quinta’s beds suck. #
  • The Midget sleeps like a rock. Meanwhile, you almost have to sit on the Squirt to keep him down. Kids are weird. #
  • It’s too damn early to hear “Howdy folks!” #
  • @Greyhawk68 “Howdy, douchebags!” would ROCK! I just wasn’t expecting “Breakfast with Hee-Haw.” #
  • Washing my hands in the can, old man walks in, says “I eat here quite often and I’ve never smelled it like this.” Um, oops… #
  • Just passed a yellow Lotus. What a cool little car. #
  • After the Lotus? A truckload of chickens. #
  • Sign says welcome to “wild and wonderful” West Virginia. Do I hear banjo music? #
  • Yet another Oliveri bathroom adventure. This time it’s the Squirt screaming “But I didn’t wipe yet!” at the top of his lungs. #
  • Survived West Virginia, land of “Why would we put gas stations near highway exits?” On to Pennsylvania. #
  • It’s grillin’ time! #

About Mike Oliveri

Mike Oliveri is a writer, martial artist, cigar aficionado, motorcyclist, and family man, but not necessarily in that order. He is currently hard at work on the werewolf noir series The Pack for Evileye Books.

Comments are closed.