Today's Emissions

  • Just learned of the Four Little Ponies. Poor suckers. #
  • @BrianKeene You CAN, but why would you WANT TO? #
  • We have returned loaded with party supplies. Tomorrow, PA may just become a smoking crater. #
  • @kellidunlap So which one are you? #
  • New air mattress has either developed a small leak or doesn’t like the added weight of the rugrats crawling into bed with us at night. #
  • Also just realized I haven’t done a single karate technique all week. Feeling like a major slacker. #
  • Picking up Big Joe’s slack for @BrianKeene. #
  • @BrianKeene’s grill is deplorable. I guess his office is more important than his manhood. #
  • @cullenbunn There’s a dirty joke in there, but I like your wife too much to make it. #
  • @cullenbunn Old cinders, ash, etc. add flavor. A long dead mouse, leaves, and spider webs do not. #
  • @cullenbunn I’m starting to think they put the grill out like a trap and fire it up whenever some unfortunate animal walks across it. #
  • @cullenbunn As for our other conversation, I find wives > black belts. #
  • @Locnar1970 @BrianKeene Agreed. I shall also have to get on Coop for letting a brother fall. #
  • @BrianKeene’s grill is now passable, if inadequate. #
  • Is it too early for a cigar? #

About Mike Oliveri

Mike Oliveri is a writer, martial artist, cigar aficionado, motorcyclist, and family man, but not necessarily in that order. He is currently hard at work on the werewolf noir series The Pack for Evileye Books.

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