- The dealer couple behind us are getting into an argument. Meanwhile, I’ve made $2. Woohoo! #
- Almost burned down the next table. #
- Need to try harder next time. #
- My panel is coming up soon. “Make Prose Work for Your Book” — I think I can fake my way through that. #
- 2 minutes to panel start, and we have 3 people in the crowd, including @cullenbunn. Margarita time! #
- I need a gun. #
- No, really. Gun. Now. #
- “Harlan Ellison does not write science fiction.” WTF?! #
- I need Scanners powers – stat! #
- Fuck the next panel, it’s margarita time! #
- http://twitpic.com/egow – IT’S MARGARITA TIME #
- @cullenbunn and I are smoking the last of the Perdomos @greyhawk68 left me. We are surrounded by pirates and fat angels. #
- Oh if you could see the things I’ve seen tonight… #
- @VanHalen1970 and @Locnar1970 really should come next year. #
- @briankeene Understand, @Locnar1970 and @VanHalen1970 know better than to subject themselves to panels and a dealers table. #
- @BrianKeene They would game by day and party by night, both of which are available in copious quantities here. #
- Just in time for dealers room opening. I can hardly contain my joy. But hey, at least I’m not on a panel like @cullenbunn. #
- Ninjas must be in vogue again. #
- “Good morning, how are you?” must be Klingon for “I’ll cut you!” based on the way some of these people react. #
- Made two more dollars. WOO-HOO! #
- Brightening @cullenbunn’s panel experience with obscene text messages. If he takes my advice, he will be a LEGEND. #
- PLEASE STOP WITH THE UTILIKILTS #
- @VanHalen1970 Yup. And I’m dying a little more every minute. #
- Made another sale. Urge to use karate… fading. #
- Just saw a dude wearing a cloak. And he’s NOT IN COSTUME. #
- MILFs brighten my day like little rays of sunshine. #
- @VanHalen1970 Rest assured, Moleskine is at hand. #
- A steampunk MILF. Intriguing. (Oh my God I’ve been here too long stab out my fucking eyes and end my misery.) #
- That pulled pork sammich would have been a lot better had it not been riding around on the delivery cart for half an hour. #
- Urge to use karate… rising. #
- @jimohagan Archon SF convention in Collinsville near St Louis. #
- I shall call her Boobie Fett. #
- @cindybunn’s arch enemy arrived. Am now sitting back and waiting for Cindy to snap. #
- Definitely not a comics crowd this weekend. @cullenbunn has sold about as many Damned as I have CotW. May be time to abandon ship. #
- @Meteornotes a) she never came down our aisle, and b) this was a relative milf (the bar is set pretty low here) #
- AAAGGGHHH!! MY EYES!! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!! #
- @Meteornotes Female Boba Fett complete with specially molded Mandalorian breastplate. The fact I know that name scares me. #
- Was nodding off. Jumped up to get my second wind. Panel changeover means sudden traffic spike, but they won’t buy anything. #
- Lots of furries this year, accounting for over half my sales. Perhaps I SHOULD give Cole’s sister in Call of the Wild six titties. #
- We have officially abandoned the table. Now it’s supper and margaritas at Zapata’s! #
- You know it’s getting bad when the waiter both recognizes you and knows what your order is going to be. #
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