Today's Emissions

  • The dealer couple behind us are getting into an argument. Meanwhile, I’ve made $2. Woohoo! #
  • Almost burned down the next table. #
  • Need to try harder next time. #
  • My panel is coming up soon. “Make Prose Work for Your Book” — I think I can fake my way through that. #
  • 2 minutes to panel start, and we have 3 people in the crowd, including @cullenbunn. Margarita time! #
  • I need a gun. #
  • No, really. Gun. Now. #
  • “Harlan Ellison does not write science fiction.” WTF?! #
  • I need Scanners powers – stat! #
  • Fuck the next panel, it’s margarita time! #
  • http://twitpic.com/egow – IT’S MARGARITA TIME #
  • @cullenbunn and I are smoking the last of the Perdomos @greyhawk68 left me. We are surrounded by pirates and fat angels. #
  • Oh if you could see the things I’ve seen tonight… #
  • @VanHalen1970 and @Locnar1970 really should come next year. #
  • @briankeene Understand, @Locnar1970 and @VanHalen1970 know better than to subject themselves to panels and a dealers table. #
  • @BrianKeene They would game by day and party by night, both of which are available in copious quantities here. #
  • Just in time for dealers room opening. I can hardly contain my joy. But hey, at least I’m not on a panel like @cullenbunn. #
  • Ninjas must be in vogue again. #
  • “Good morning, how are you?” must be Klingon for “I’ll cut you!” based on the way some of these people react. #
  • Made two more dollars. WOO-HOO! #
  • Brightening @cullenbunn’s panel experience with obscene text messages. If he takes my advice, he will be a LEGEND. #
  • PLEASE STOP WITH THE UTILIKILTS #
  • @VanHalen1970 Yup. And I’m dying a little more every minute. #
  • Made another sale. Urge to use karate… fading. #
  • Just saw a dude wearing a cloak. And he’s NOT IN COSTUME. #
  • MILFs brighten my day like little rays of sunshine. #
  • @VanHalen1970 Rest assured, Moleskine is at hand. #
  • A steampunk MILF. Intriguing. (Oh my God I’ve been here too long stab out my fucking eyes and end my misery.) #
  • That pulled pork sammich would have been a lot better had it not been riding around on the delivery cart for half an hour. #
  • Urge to use karate… rising. #
  • @jimohagan Archon SF convention in Collinsville near St Louis. #
  • I shall call her Boobie Fett. #
  • @cindybunn’s arch enemy arrived. Am now sitting back and waiting for Cindy to snap. #
  • Definitely not a comics crowd this weekend. @cullenbunn has sold about as many Damned as I have CotW. May be time to abandon ship. #
  • @Meteornotes a) she never came down our aisle, and b) this was a relative milf (the bar is set pretty low here) #
  • AAAGGGHHH!! MY EYES!! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!! #
  • @Meteornotes Female Boba Fett complete with specially molded Mandalorian breastplate. The fact I know that name scares me. #
  • Was nodding off. Jumped up to get my second wind. Panel changeover means sudden traffic spike, but they won’t buy anything. #
  • Lots of furries this year, accounting for over half my sales. Perhaps I SHOULD give Cole’s sister in Call of the Wild six titties. #
  • We have officially abandoned the table. Now it’s supper and margaritas at Zapata’s! #
  • You know it’s getting bad when the waiter both recognizes you and knows what your order is going to be. #

About Mike Oliveri

Mike Oliveri is a writer, martial artist, cigar aficionado, motorcyclist, and family man, but not necessarily in that order. He is currently hard at work on the werewolf noir series The Pack for Evileye Books.

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