Today's Emissions

  • And now… Grande margaritas, stat! #
  • This cigar is aching to be lit. #
  • Would like to catch UFC, but the bar is hooked on basesball bullshit. *sigh* #
  • @audiofyl Vas is das “Elite XC” you speak of? #
  • @cullenbunn speaks wisdom. #
  • Fine motor control already toast. Ahh, takillya. #
  • @audiofyl WHAT?! Kimbo Slice on network TV? I officially hate this goddamn bar. #
  • SCREW BASEBALL. I WANT CAGE FIGHTING. #
  • @audiofyl Only 2 TVs and too many baseball pansies. Will have to catch recaps online. Mike Oliveri is going to have to choke a bitch. #
  • Might have to finish @cullenbunn’s grande margarita because he won’t man up. #
  • @cullenbunn has tequila in him. Says he is the Magus Prime and to suck it @briankeene. #
  • @cullenbunn is messed up on takillya. He is the one who needs protection. #
  • A pokemon is planting kisses on a pirate. My world view is upside down. #
  • Pass on Scope & Robitussin. Getting more free beer and a cigar. #
  • Almost fought 2 ninjas and a klingon. The night is still young, though, so there’s time to fix it. #
  • @cullenbunn would rather drink Robitussin than smoke an Avo #3; judge him not, for takillya has fouled his judgement. #
  • I’m told @cullenbunn spilled his Robitussin all over himself. Lightweight! Should have come out for a cigar. #
  • Ho. Lee. Shit. Once again, if only you could see what I see. (Nope, no pitchers, suckers.) #
  • Shawn refused to cut in on slave girl Leia, thus denying me another fight (gotta back up my boy, don’tcha know). #
  • 3:12am. @cullenbunn has disappeared. I have danced. Shawn missed out again on Slave Leia. Cobra Commander has wandered away. Helloooo nurse. #
  • Please do keep that thing on a leash. #
  • Told Shawn “Throw them gimpy legs right over your shoulders.” I am so going to Hell. #
  • Time to cash in the chips. #
  • Getting speechified by @cullenbunn for abandoning him last night. #
  • Got aspirin, sammich and tea and am headed for home. #
  • Note to self: sending flirty text messages to the Wife at 3:30am is frowned upon. #
  • Back home with my baby and our babies. #

About Mike Oliveri

Mike Oliveri is a writer, martial artist, cigar aficionado, motorcyclist, and family man, but not necessarily in that order. He is currently hard at work on the werewolf noir series The Pack for Evileye Books.

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