It Is What It Is

Think Snakes on a Plane was clever for delivering exactly what the title promised? Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Werewolf in a Women’s Prison (NSFW):

Oh. Hell. Yes.

All it needs is Cullen Bunn’s roller derby team and we’ve got an instant cult classic on our hands.

By the way, yes, it’s a real movie, and it was released in Japan (surprise!). Sure, it’s cheesy, loaded with bad acting, rips off borrows from An American Werewolf in London, it has copious amounts of gore (and I’m guessing at least as much nudity), the werewolf has ridiculous LED eyes, and the stand-in stunt mannequins are as obvious as a kick in the nuts. I’ve watched the trailer a couple times now, and so help me, I can’t stop laughing at the person getting ripped in half as they’re dragged through the prison bars.

At least there’s no CGI.

About Mike Oliveri

Mike Oliveri is a writer, martial artist, cigar aficionado, motorcyclist, and family man, but not necessarily in that order. He is currently hard at work on the werewolf noir series The Pack for Evileye Books.

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