According to my Snickers wrapper, “substantialiscious” is the weight of something when you weigh it with your tongue.
Uh, sure.
I didn’t want a king-size Snickers, but that’s all I could find at the local Casey’s when I picked up one of their shitty pork tenderloin sandwiches for lunch. (It’s a long story, but I was stuck.) I bought it, went home and ate the sandwich, then started looking over the wrapper of the candy bar.
Now, to me, a candy bar is supposed to be a small snack, not a meal in itself. You want to know why Snickers really satisfies? Because a king-size bar is loaded with 510 calories! You see it says 170 calories in the listing, but then you realize a serving is only 1/3 of a bar. Yikes!
Nothing like blowing out a quarter of your day’s calories (or a third if you’re on a diet) on a frickin’ candy bar. To put it in perspective, a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder with Cheese has 510 calories, too.
No wonder we’re a nation of fat bastards.
on Jun 1st, 2010 at 4:17 pm
Dude, we’re a nation of fat bastards because we choose to eat the whole bar as a snack when its obvious that its the size of an entire meal…