These Aren't the Dorks You're Looking For

These Aren’t the Dorks You’re Looking For

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The entire 501st hits on Willie’s Wenches

About Mike Oliveri

Mike Oliveri is a writer, martial artist, cigar aficionado, motorcyclist, and family man, but not necessarily in that order. He is currently hard at work on the werewolf noir series The Pack for Evileye Books.

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  1. Harvey says:

    Now now. These are your paying customers.

  2. Harvey says:

    I hear ya. It always comes down to taking the good with the bad.

    I’m part owner of a bar. Sometimes it bugs me that my best customers are alcoholics and the worst can’t hold their liquor.

    But, I like the money.

  3. Mikey says:

    What ever happened to the days when dorkism only meant “lacking social skills”? “Can’t talk to opposite sex”? Maybe even “physically incapable of identifying cool clothing?” But Star Wars Leggionaire’s Disease? I don’t think so.

    Perhaps I didn’t go for the likes of movie fandom because Star Wars hadn’t happened yet, but since I looked down on Trekkies (back then you didn’t ask which version, of course, as there was only one Cpt Kirk) I like to think not.

    Ah well…just think how exciting it’ll be the first time they have sex without having to log-off afterwards. There’ll be muany a joyous wookie.

    -Mikey-