Every year the secretary comes collecting $2.00 from everyone for the flower fund. Here’s the simple, one-line email we delinquents received this morning:
Just a reminder about the flower fund. Please pay your $2 as soon as possible.
I like to ignore her the first few times, because over time she starts chasing me down by phone, then in the hallway. It slowly turns into something this:
It’s one of the small pleasures I get from my job.