Ladies. Do you wear a Bumpit? If so, I felt you should know dudes just don’t care. I have yet to talk to a guy who finds them attractive. They seem to be all the rage in the Peoria bar scene, but all we do is sit there and poke fun. It’s almost become a drinking game.
This does not make us say “Wow, that’s hot!” This makes us say “Aww, what’s wrong with that otherwise-attractive girl’s freakishly enlarged head?”
Yes, we do have some interest in what you do with your hair. Some of you look good with long hair, some of you look good with short hair. We don’t want it shellacked to your head, and we’re a lot more forgiving of color than you may think. At some point after that we stop giving a shit.
What we don’t want, however, is to run our fingers through your hair and find a bear trap.
I hope you also carry first aid kits in your purses when you’re wearing these.
So ladies, please, explain to me the appeal of these things. And guys, if the one or two of you out there could speak up and tell me what the appeal for you is, I’d appreciate it.
Then please make these things go away.