It’s my brother’s birthday today. One of the divisible-by-5 milestones.

But he’s a good dude. Squeezed out of our mom about 18 months after I did. He’s getting himself edumacated. Good guy. Served his country. Single, too, ladies.

What’d I get him? There’s a hint at the end of the video. He’s about as interested in celebrating another year of survival as I am, so we instead talked about what to get my rugrats for their birthdays. You know, when they still count.

“Hey, look! You got taller! Here’s a video game. Get taller still. Don’t die.”

About Mike Oliveri

Mike Oliveri is a writer, martial artist, cigar aficionado, motorcyclist, and family man, but not necessarily in that order. He is currently hard at work on the werewolf noir series The Pack for Evileye Books.

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