Spotting the Fat Guy

So I’m filling up the gas pump at a local Kroger grocery store, and check out what the pump asks me:

Smartass Pump

You know you do, tubby.

I wasn’t sure if I should laugh or be offended.

Of course, I got out of karate class a half hour earlier, and I was hungry, and I had just finished shopping for some things we needed at home.

And I did just buy some extra snacky bits because I shopped while hungry…

Snackage

One taste and I heard angels singing.

Damn you, marketing experts!

Damn you to Hell.

About Mike Oliveri

Mike Oliveri is a writer, martial artist, cigar aficionado, motorcyclist, and family man, but not necessarily in that order. He is currently hard at work on the werewolf noir series The Pack for Evileye Books.

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