So I’m lifting again. I popped over to YouTube to make sure I was doing one of my lifts correctly.
The problem with YouTube is it takes you to very strange places. Sometimes it’s strange and wonderful, sometimes it’s strange and terrifying. Tonight was no different.
For example, a new way to build up your calves. We visit the ’80s, a time where we can mix blinding Spandex and dudes comfortable in their sexuality and put it all on video.
Whoever added that soundtrack? Brilliant. My hat is off to you, Sir.
This, of course, led to strange and terrifying. I would have linked them, but you know, I still have a day job that I need to keep for a while. No linky on the website. Just know Rule 34 came into full effect, and some dudes really, really like muscle chicks and glamazons.
Go ahead, Google it. I dare you.
And yes, I know these people are out there. To each their own. It just surprises me they’re willing to share it with the rest of the world.
Fortunately YouTube did come back around to wonderful through another search. See, bodybuilding includes figure and bikini competitions. So click through enough bodybuilding and you land in safe-for-work-but-it’ll-make-your-coworkers-wonder territory:
Just don’t stay there too long. Strange and terrifying is always lurking around the corner.