Twitter Shenanigans for 2012-01-21

  • Going to feel naked at Sundance/Slamdance without my knife and Zippo, but I'm not checking baggage or chancing TSA confiscation. #
  • Yep. Doing laundry at 1AM because you have nothing for the trip ROCKS. #
  • At the airport with a half hour to spare, and will still get right through security with time to spare. Love these tiny regional airports. #
  • One of the TSA agents this morning is also one of the better cashiers at our Barnes & Noble. Good start to the trip! #
  • And I had a pleasant conversation with the grandmother sitting next to me on the flight. Bonus! I usually get crabby commuters. #
  • Wow. Verizon sucks balls in Dallas. #
  • A plain white t-shirt and a pink scarf? Really, hipster douchebag? #
  • "Hipsters to the left of me, douchebags to the right and here I am, stuck in the middle with you." #
  • Now if only the TSA would let me pack a straight razor. #
  • Hey, Karen Allen is in my flight. Marion rules. #
  • Pro: This flight has wifi. Con: I'm in a row with no tray table because I'm behind the galley. Going to be difficult to write with no tray. #
  • Right next to the engine, too! Bonus deafness for the win! This flight is looking to be the polar opposite of the last. #
  • "Your honor, I'm just a caveman. Your flying metal tube frightens and confuses me. But I have Twitter in it!" #
  • Sat on the runway for about thirty minutes, but I have a tray table after all. Friendly sky lady pulled it out of my seat like Houdini. #
  • While I'm at Sundance, you should read a free novel from @Docnoir: PSYCHOSOMATIC FREE ON SATURDAY & SUNDAY #
  • 30 minutes of free wifi is up on my iPad, but not my iPod touch! Suck it, Gogo! Now to see what's up with @BrianKeene's flight… #
  • The Cascades, as seen from Seat 31A #
  • It's weird seeing mountains. Used to flat ol' Illinois. #
  • Mikey just drove us past the Mormon Magic Kingdom. Next time I will have to have my camera ready. #
  • Circled behind it, got a picture after all. #
  • Gurkha Assassin Dagger. @TodClark and I waste no time. #
  • Finally have the whole crew together. Now to dump our luggage in Park City and find some chow. #
  • We got a sweet condo for this thing. Movie people know how to roll. #

About Mike Oliveri

Mike Oliveri is a writer, martial artist, cigar aficionado, motorcyclist, and family man, but not necessarily in that order. He is currently hard at work on the werewolf noir series The Pack for Evileye Books.

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