Biography
I hate writing bios. Every time I have to do one for a book or for the back of a short story, I get the brain cramps. Yeah, I know the fact that I’m married, have 2.5 kids and a dog, and live in the Midwest has zero impact on what you think of my work, so it really doesn’t matter. But I feel obligated to make the damn thing at least semi-readable.
Which sucks because that goes doubly for this site. With the amount of traffic I’m pulling, I guess there’s bound to be a few of you who actually read this page. It only makes sense a percentage of you will be curious enough to read the whole thing.
I guess a picture would be a good start. Unfortunately I’m behind the lens far more often than I’m in front of it, so I’ll have to dig around a bit to find one that won’t strike you blind.
And that, for now, is better than “this page coming soon.”