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I think I figured out Bush’s strategy in defending his illegal wiretaps. See, he was watching some old Warner Brothers cartoons over Cheerios the other day, and he saw the old “duck season/rabbit season” episode where Bugs Bunny gets Daffy Duck to say it’s duck season so Elmer Fudd will shoot Daffy.
He said “Wow, [...]

Oh Joy!
Originally uploaded by MikeOliveri.
…you might be a redneck.

Dead on Midnight EST, something very bad went live.
Enjoy!

Muy Mal is a shared world created by Michael Oliveri, John Urbancik, and Weston Ochse. It’s a world very much like our own, similar in time and place, but just about thirty degrees off of reality. This is a world in which magic never ceased to exist, where evil waits around every corner and where [...]

Something very bad arrives at the stroke of midnight.
Party hard. Get some sleep. Then come and behold the glory of Muy Mal.

I used to tease the wife that I was going to buy four chihuahuas and name them after the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
Today, I found out someone beat me to the punch.

Literally.
If you’re buying this stuff, you have entirely too much money in your pockets.

…until something very bad arrives.
Behold the buzz.

Smile!
Originally uploaded by MikeOliveri.
I’ve only seen this water tower a couple times, but I can’t help having sinister thoughts when I do see it. It’s just creepy, standing out there alone in an open field at the edge of a small town.
Be on the lookout for clusters of creepy kids with white eyes.

Never
Originally uploaded by MikeOliveri.
As in “you’ll never see my house decorated like this.” And this is only half of this guy’s display! As you drive around the corner, you’ll see the other side of his house has more figures and lights.
For one, I don’t have that kind of time.
Two, I doubt I’d be able to [...]