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Now the Morlocks Attack

Monday, June 25th, 2007

A 100-foot lake in the Andes has disappeared, and nobody knows why. It left a big hole and the ice chunks that used to float on the surface behind.
The scientists need to clear out and bring in the military. Everyone knows it’s been drained to clear the way for the underworld armies to emerge and [...]

Robot to Probe Center of Earth

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007

Scientists are about to send a robot to peer through a hole in the Earth’s crust. There’s a crack in the Atlantic Ocean’s floor that exposes the Earth’s mantle, something lava would normally have filled and sealed.
I expect the first pictures it sends back will look something like this:

Our Lady of Pizza

Monday, February 26th, 2007

Pinheads are seeing the Virgin Mary in a pizza pan in Texas. The pan came from an elementary school cafeteria after a worker was rinsing it off.
Think it’s holy? Cook up some pizzas and feed it to the sick. If they get well, we’ll talk. Until then you’re just another pinhead praying to scrap metal.
(Found [...]

Flying Saucer Bowl

Thursday, February 1st, 2007

A UFO site has posted some sketches of the UFO’s over O’Hare I talked about last month.
Is that really the best they could do? It looks like a bowl, and I suspect it wasn’t the only bowl being passed around the office.
Also note picture three’s caption: “not a picture of a UFO sighting.” Wow, and [...]

Aliens Over Chicago

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007

Okay, probably not. But the big news going around is some United Airlines employees spotted a UFO flying over O’Hare. Even the television news outlets are picking it up. The best report came from the local ABC affiliate out of Peoria. They managed to find a pothead to put in front of the camera, and [...]

Aaaaaaliens

Thursday, February 24th, 2005

Lots of stuff in the news tonight: pope back in the hospital; some asshole raping a 7-month-old baby; Mayor Daley and his cronies taking a big shit on a cemetery to expand O’Hare; 30-year-old teacher nailing 16-year-old student in her car, with her toddler strapped in the back seat; weather dude sweating snow we’ll probably [...]

When Nerds Collide

Friday, March 19th, 2004

When Nerds Collide.
If you’re looking for some light reading during these heavy news days, check out the above article covering the battle between astronomer Philip Plait (www.badastronomy.com) and conspiracy theorist Richard Hoagland (enterprisemission.com). The former spends some of his time exposing bad science and debunking outlandish theories, and he’s basically turned his guns on the [...]

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