Our cat wanted out. I told him he wouldn’t like it. He insisted. So I let him out.

He figured out pretty quick it’s cold and rainy and just sucks in general out there. So he came to the window and wanted in. I went up and let him in.

Then he wanted out again. Once again, he decided it was a bad idea.

Cat wanted out. Weather hasn’t changed in the last twenty minutes. Cat wants in.

Cat wanted out. Cat got rained on. Cat came to the window.

I’m done being his doorman.

Cat can go to Hell.

How do you like THIS bird?

About Mike Oliveri

Mike Oliveri is a writer, martial artist, cigar aficionado, motorcyclist, and family man, but not necessarily in that order. His Bram Stoker Award-winning first novel, Deadliest of the Species, was just reprinted by Evileye Books.

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