Tag Archive for heavy metal

Teaching Grammar with ’80s Metal

It’s simple, kids!

Simile:

Metaphor:

Any questions?

(This is why they make me work in the basement with the computers and not teach actual classes.)

About Mike Oliveri

Mike Oliveri is a writer, martial artist, cigar aficionado, motorcyclist, and family man, but not necessarily in that order. He is currently hard at work on the werewolf noir series The Pack for Evileye Books.

The Swedish Chef Rocks Out

Who would have thought the Swedish Chef retired from the muppet show and went into metal?

Wait for the lyrics. You’ll hear it.

I first heard this on Sirius. I kind of dig the song, to be honest, but man, I can’t shake the image of the Swedish Chef jamming out on stage.

About Mike Oliveri

Mike Oliveri is a writer, martial artist, cigar aficionado, motorcyclist, and family man, but not necessarily in that order. He is currently hard at work on the werewolf noir series The Pack for Evileye Books.