Posts Tagged ‘modern world’

Only you can prevent penis theft.
Wha…?
It would seem the Congolese think penis theft is a legitimate problem, and it’s led to a number of beatings and lynchings.
It’s like a perverse take on stealing a child’s nose: “I’ve got your dick! Yes I do!”
Sadly, unlike your average four-year-old child, these idiots actually believe it.

There’s a Czechoslovakian man who believes aliens are trying to assassinate him. Meteorites have struck his house five times in the past several months, and because this defies the odds, he’s concluded it must be aliens.
Now, I can understand the thought popping into his head. I once heard a thunk in my car and thought [...]