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Return of Your Modern World

Only you can prevent penis theft.


It would seem the Congolese think penis theft is a legitimate problem, and it’s led to a number of beatings and lynchings.

It’s like a perverse take on stealing a child’s nose: “I’ve got your dick! Yes I do!”

Sadly, unlike your average four-year-old child, these idiots actually believe it.

About Mike Oliveri

Mike Oliveri is a writer, martial artist, cigar aficionado, motorcyclist, and family man, but not necessarily in that order. He is currently hard at work on the werewolf noir series The Pack for Evileye Books.