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Shafted (With Pictures)

Stupid criminal stories should always include pictures.
I love it. The guy’s stuck in an air shaft for 10 hours, and the best excuse he can come up with is “I was chasing a cat.” And when he gets called on it, he clarifies it, as if the police are the pinheads: “No, sir, it’s a [...]