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Wednesday, April 16th, 2008Choked a little on the first Naihanchi run but nailed the rest. #
Otep’s cover of Nirvana’s "Breed" is on Sirius Faction. Not too shabby, actually. #
@LordShaper That’s because most of us live on the cool side of the planet. #
Funniest thing about running a spam filter is seeing all the stupidity people subscribe to. Diet [...]
Almost Paradise
Sunday, December 16th, 2007Gracie’s
Originally uploaded by MikeOliveri.
You know it’s a bad sign when you ask a local “Where can I get a good Italian beef sandwich?” and they reply “You mean like an Arby’s?”
After I sent flowers to that guy’s funeral, the Wife and I vowed to find a place that sold proper beef sandwiches, Vienna Beef hot [...]
Reading the Future?
Saturday, October 20th, 2007Sony Reader
Originally uploaded by MikeOliveri.
The Wife and I spotted the Sony Reader at Borders last night and we stopped to take a look.
I’d heard a lot about the crisp, clean display, but the reviews really don’t do it justice; this thing is just plain easy to read. Hell, you can almost read the screen in [...]
I’m Good Like That
Friday, October 19th, 2007“Used-to-be” Key
Originally uploaded by MikeOliveri.
Would you believe I still recovered data off of this thing?
Our high school guidance counselor came to me with the remains of her USB flash drive in a plastic Zip-Lock bag. She said she’d accidentally sucked it into the vacuum (the brush caught the lanyard flash drive was attached to) and [...]
Ready for Launch
Wednesday, October 17th, 2007Tit Shuttle
Originally uploaded by MikeOliveri.
Imagine this baby on the news:
“Check out the Nice Tits rolling out to the launchpad, Bob. That sight always fills me with a sense of awe, and in just a few short minutes every American will be able to look into the sky and see the Nice Tits soaring overhead.”
“You said [...]
Kick Me in the Jimmy
Friday, October 5th, 2007Nutshot!
Originally uploaded by MikeOliveri.
This is a perfect example of why it’s important to always wear a cup to karate.
After what felt like an eternity of waiting for Bill to take the first shot in our sparring match, I jumped in for a kick. He blocked and followed it up with a kick of his own.
Right [...]
Skull-Eating Roof
Friday, October 5th, 2007The Infamous Roof
Originally uploaded by MikeOliveri.
I finally got around to uploading the pics from the weekend trip to Keene’s place, and here you can see how my five-foot-four-inch self managed to whack my head on his roof.
We’re pretty sure the missing piece of wood Brian’s pointing at was knocked out by my head.
Is There a Breeze In Here? Oh, Right… I’m Bald
Wednesday, September 26th, 2007Now that I’ve tried to split my head open, I figured I couldn’t really do any more harm to myself and just shaved the ol’ nugget. I procrastinated about it until Sunday, when I finally borrowed Brian’s hair clippers and sheared my skull like a sheep. By leaving the guard off, I was able to [...]
Surprise! Got a Bandage?
Saturday, September 22nd, 2007Brian hit 40 today, so his wife flew Mike Huyck and I out to kick some sense into him and convince him he’s not a broken-down old man about to die tomorrow. We flew into BWI, jumped in a rented Charger, and cruised out to Journey’s End. On the trip, we tried to figure out [...]
In Sandusky, Ohio, Smelling Like a Dreamsicle
Monday, July 30th, 2007Sandusky is an odd place. I know Cedar Point is a major attraction just a few miles from where I’m sitting, but I’m here in a hotel surrounded by little but more hotels, and more hotels beyond that, and still more just down the road. And only one of these hotels is advertised in the [...]
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