Diary of a Supervillain
Your Robot Overlords
Originally uploaded by MikeOliveri.
The Midget’s teacher put out a call for parents to help build robots. Who am I to pass up an opportunity to take an hour or so out of the workday to help kids play with aluminum foil, cardboard, and PVC tubing?
Not only was I the only dad to show [...]
The Wife handed me a nice, big chunk of my ass again today.
Yes, again. I have a bad habit of forgetting what the rugrats should and shouldn’t be watching, and I have yet to live down a two-week streak of nightmares the Midget had when he was two. Nightmares caused by a viewing of the [...]
Li’l Frank Booth
Originally uploaded by MikeOliveri.
Poor Squirt. The doc put him on a nebulizer to treat a respiratory infection, so he gets to wear this mask three times a day.
Of course, the first thing I thought of was Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet. I tried to get him to say “I can hear your freakin’ [...]
…it probably wasn’t a good idea to tell the children they’re just going to have to deal with the monsters in the room on their own because they broke their cow flashlight.
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