Diary of a Supervillain
Our house looks something like this today:
I don’t know what this bug is, but it’s taking us down one family member at a time. I thought I was going to dodge the bullet until 3:30am last night when I woke up and launched last night’s home-made sliders into the crapper at about 90 miles per [...]
My retail days are ten years behind me, but my hatred for Black Friday hasn’t waned.
It’s long been my contention that the holidays, despite their outward appearance of peace and happiness, actually bring out the worst in people. This year, the masses trumped their usual selfish belligerence by trampling a Wal-Mart employee to death. Even [...]
I’ve come to a compromise with the holidays: I’m still not a big fan, but it is cool to experience it through my kids.
Someone once asked if I felt guilty letting the kids believe Santa exists. I thought about it for a second or two, and realized no, I don’t. If I’m okay with convincing [...]
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