The family sat out on the porch yesterday, and we left the garage door open. The Squirt disappeared, and a few minutes later the Midget came and told me his brother was on my motorcycle. I went to check it out, thinking he’d just strayed a little too close or was fiddling with the grips [...]
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Gimme a Theme Song (or Three)
Driving home at 3am last night, it occurred to me that I need a theme song (which you’d already know if you follow my Twitter feed). In fact, everyone should have one. Something to at once provide a jolt of energy and convey mood to all those around us. Something without lyrics, that would explain [...]
Heeding My Own Advice
My Yoda
Originally uploaded by MikeOliveri.
The wife read yesterday’s blog post and says I’m full of crap. She then challenged me to try it myself.
So I did. At lunchtime, I tossed the Squirt up on my shoulders and did some karate. The Wife snapped this pic.
Two moves later, Squirt started screaming “I’m falling!” and decided my [...]


